Water Blowing 吹水够力

• 世界著名十四大謊言

  １.網站：我們是免費的。

  ２.警察：我們是為人民服務的。

  ３.售貨小姐：這件衣服真的很適合你

  ４.地攤老闆：這件是最後一件，算你 宜啦。

  ５.影視明星：我們只是朋友關係。

  ６.高官致詞：下面，我簡單地講兩句

  ７.父母：我幫你把紅包存起來了。

  ８.太太： （出門前化妝時）馬上就好！馬上就 ！

  ９.老公：（一面盯著別的女生）她哪 你漂亮？？？

  １０.食品包裝：保證不添加防腐劑。

  １１.政客：我一分錢都沒收。

  １２.男人：乖。。不會痛的…

  １３.女生：我們還是可以當朋友的。

  １４.弗利沙 : 那美克星再過3分鐘就要爆炸了

ejay Ejay

every pork chop no need hide them self in tis day,halloween day is specially 4u all………….jus come out n show ur damn ugly face n horrible body shape 2scare out of the ppl……………wei………..no need mk up lah………………ur original face edi scary than ghost………….jus come out lah………..after tis fastival u all will lock bac 2dog cage again Read more…

ejay Ejay

every pork chop no need hide them self in tis day,halloween day is specially 4u all………….jus come out n show ur damn ugly face n horrible body shape 2scare out of the ppl……………wei………..no need mk up lah………………ur original face edi scary than ghost………….jus come out lah Read more…

ejay Ejay

jus start wit the age i remember……..hmmmm……..nothing interest in primary school………hmmmm………….form 1 got………in tat time i’m start 2b naughty,poteng school,try cigarette,fighting(jus hide behind n kick 2leg only…..hehe),learn the 1st english word f**k you………hehe…………still more bad thing 2say bt under18 really can’t read it,so i better stop right here……….hehe…………..in tat time i really think i hav nothing wrong about it,jus wan 2b happy only mah,oso i didn’t hav hurt any ppl,so don judge me at tat time dude……who judge me who will not c the sunrise of 2moro……….hahaha………….am i bad??????………………..i really hav do something bad at tat time n mk me regret till now,same is sad………………..n…………………………………some is happy………………y regret oso feel happy??????…………..wait n c buddy(^_^)

ejay Ejay, Waterblowing

tis is the 1st start of my blog,really don know wat need 2write in here……..hmmmm…….maybe i start like tis……….i’m ejay tee 23years of age,born in a city surround by mountain call ipoh,i like anything can cure bore n annoying thing is my enermy,i’m dating now bt not yet become a father,i’m the person like 2talk a lot n blow water is my special skill,i live in a harmony family,oso hav lot of frens always close 2me………is tat tis kind of live u admire???envy???hate????or else??????………bt anyway……..every ppl mus hav thier own story,me oso got…………jus don know where 2start……….is tat interest?????bore or funny…….is depend on u dude(^_^)

ejay Ejay, Waterblowing